Strangest Actual City and Town Names

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If the city you grew up in had a normal, boring, run-of-the-mill name, consider yourself lucky. Imagine trying to apply for a job and having to write Monkeys Eyebrow on all your applications. Or how about Not, Missouri – “Where do you live? Not, Missouri. Okay, then where?” While it seems like some of these names were deliberately chosen to embarrass or frustrate the offspring of the founders, others like Fail, Portugal are just amusing to English speaking tourists. Whatever the case may be we bring you 25 of the strangest town names we could find.

Nothing, Arizona, USA

Pity Me, England, UK

Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky, USA

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, UK

Cool, California, USA

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, USA

Humansville, Missouri, USA

Jot-Em-Down, Texas, USA

Cheesequake, New Jersey, USA

Boring, Oregon, USA

Moron de la Frontera, Spain

Crapstone, England, UK

Windpassing, Austria

Ugley, England, UK

No Name, Colorado, USA

Unalaska, Alaska, USA, Oregon, USA

Santa Claus, Georgia, USA

Accident, Maryland, USA

Peculiar, Missouri, USA

Nowhere Else, Australia

Puke, Albania

Fail, Portugal

Why, Arizona, USA

Whynot, Mississippi, USA

Bangkok, Thailand

Fucking, Austria

Dildo, Newfoundland