They started hammering you with the mantra when you were barely walking. The early bird gets the worm and all that bullsh*t. Making you feel like you couldn’t accomplish anything while being lazy. You’d never amount to anything and probably wouldn’t live to see 30. Well, here you are you magnificent bastard and also, boy were they wrong. Being lazy actually has some pretty serious benefits. So show this to your mom next time she tries to chase you out her basement with talk about getting a job and all that nonsense!